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We had a pretty bad storm the other day and a branch came down


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Yesterday a black cat ran in front of me. Since then:

• I haphazardly put my laptop bag in a bunch of toilet water
  
• I cut my hand on my TV tray somehow
  
• Amy got sick
  
• Ryan, my pick to win Paradise Ho-tel 2, did not win Paradise Ho-tel 2
  
• I gave Paul Dehmer a ride to school

I want to grow a beard like Triple H here let's see how many months it takes me


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I'm moving tomorrow and I'm all excited about finally putting up my Cincinnati aerial photo atlas. It's a huge book of black and white sattelite shots of this crappy city. Each page is 18" x 24" or something. So I lay it out and I discovered that like half of it is missing:


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Oh my god my landlord looks just like Jack Nicholson when he was the Joker except when he was being the normal guy


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I NEED A VALENTINE ASAP WHO WANTS TO BE MY VALENTINE

http://www.whitecastle.com/ValentinesDay/

WHOAT CASTLE IS ON THE LIST

CAN YOU IMAGINE GETTING SERVED IN WHOAT CASTLE BY A WAITRESS WITH CANDLELIGHT AND WHATHAP

Who wants to be #8 on my speed dial

So Anna and I rented You Got Served the other day and the 40 something cashier was all ( Read more... )